My Junior Certificate Examinations begin in 9 weeks. I am currently sitting in my girlfriend's bed writing this blog post and trying (but failing) to come up with something witty to say.  I'm avoiding the question of being asked what I'm doing, and for some reason, I do not know why I am avoiding the question. This led to some annoyed grumblings of things that neither party meant. That is the basic rule of a good relationship. Understanding when the person is joking or not is rocket science. Well... not literally rocket science; but at times it can be extremely challenging. The thing is, when you truly know a person, your gut instinct plays a very important role in your judgement. Would someone who loves you really say such a thing and mean it? The answer is almost most definitely no. I sound like Sarah Jessica Parker. Well, actually I sound like Carrie Bradshaw from Sex and the City, but moving on swiftly.

     The saddest thing about my life is the fact that my girlfriend does not like the feeling of my cold hands touching her belly. It really hassles my hoff.